Look we know it's still August. Wethe sun is still shining outside.
But we hate to break it to you kids, summer 2014 has been and gone. If you didn't make the most of it, it's too late now.
Here's the evidence:
Leaving Cert results were out today. The jig is up, people.
Wait a second, five minutes ago it was all buckets and spades! WTF?
RTÉ announced their winter schedule this morning.
Might as well put the shorts in the attic so.
Just for an hour. Nothing serious. You can turn it off at any time.
Last week she was all like:
Didn't I SAY to put on sun-screen? Did you think you were Ronaldo or what?— Irish Mammies (@irishmammies) June 18, 2014
And now she's all like:
Now? Aren't you glad you brought the coat?— Irish Mammies (@irishmammies) August 10, 2014
Holiday homes across west Cork and Kerry stand empty as Teachtaí Dála begin long journey back to winter roosting site in Leinster House.
You were riven by feelings of shame, disgust and self-loathing, but you did it anyway. Pretty soon mornings will be like...
We hear you Jake. We hear you.