'Toast selfies' are an actual thing now

Well done, humanity. You've really outdone yourselves this time.

How many times have you sat at your breakfast table in the morning and as you spread butter over your toast, thought to yourself: "If only there was a picture of my face on this slice of bread recently browned by radiant heat, my life would be complete".

Well, dear reader, hold on to your underpants - that previously unimaginable dream is now a reality, thanks to the dedicated research and tireless work of the boffins at The Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation, who also trade under the name 'Jesus Toasters'.