Little girl makes funny but TERRIFYING list of what to do when her brother's gone

"Hammer everything he loves." Do not cross this girl.

It's always good to be prepared and to-do lists are a great way to organise your thoughts and make sure you don't forget anything important.

A Redditor posted this photo of a list her daughter made and it's delightfully terrifying in that way that only kids can be.

Entitled "Ethan's Gone List", it outlines her plans of what to do in case anything happens to her older brother.

First item on the list is obviously taking his bedroom. And then his money.

Oh and FYI, the third item is NOT "hammer his legs" - which was what we thought - it's actually "hammer his legos" which is far less worrying.

But still - "hammer everything he loves"? That is ice cold. If we were Ethan, we'd watch our backs.