Man puts cheating wife's wedding dress up for sale on Gumtree

"This stunning, tuille swathed, ivory bridal gown has a proven track record of producing an adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous "soulmate" Ouch.

"Due to be married soon? Not planning on staying faithful? Want to sleep with one of your soon-to-be husband's closest friends? Then THIS is the wedding dress for you!"

An Australian man posted this brilliant advert to Gumtree yesterday - trying to sell off his ex-wife's wedding dress.

'Dan' is understandably upset after his wife cheated on him with one of his close friends and he just wants to be shot of the all reminders of her.

The ad has been viewed over 160,000 times since it was posted yesterday and it is filled with deliciously vitriolic sarcasm.

"As an added bonus, this dress gives you the "entitlement" to legally obtain over half of your husband-to-be's worldly possessions", wrote the seller.

"This dress is guaranteed to provide you with approximately two years of reasonable wedded mediocrity before the complete and utter disintegration of your relationship due to your extramarital promiscuity".

Cosmetically, the garment is in better condition than the marriage - not looking for much. Make an offer".

While you would probably get the dress for next-to-nothing, why would you want it? It's definitely cursed!

[Hat Tip: Metro]