Giant octopus causes massive traffic jam in London

And you thought this was just going to be an average Tuesday morning.

A giant octopus caused chaos for London commuters this morning as the truck carrying it appear to break down in the middle of Oxford Circus.

Transport for London warned motorists to 'approach with care', presumably lest they be ensnared by its writing tentacles and pulled into the briny deep, fore'er to haunt Davy Jones' Locker.