VIDEO: The Republic of Telly guide to scoring Síle Seoige

You're going to need the cúpla focal, according to this Kevin Costner-inspired skit from Republic of Telly last night. And a tractor. And a big Aran jumper.

Republic of Telly nailed this one last night - Kevin brushes fingers with pony-haired fine thing Síle Seoige at the water cooler and it's love at first sight.

But before he wins the heart of the sultry gaelgoir, he must first learn the strange ways and customs of the RTÉ Irish Department (below).

Kevin - or Caoimhín, as he is now known -must master their alien tongue and earn the trust of their chief (Aonghus McAnally!).

It's a tough task, but when the prize is as husky of voice and silky of skin as Síle, it's worth the struggle.

We're going to need more Aran jumpers.

Watch the whole thing:

We laughed. Especially at this bit.

Took a little while for the title - Dances with Caoimhín - to click with us though.

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