Joke of the day - Chris Martin's breakfast

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Joke of the day - Chris Martin's breakfast
Wed, 26 Mar, 2014 - 10:49
Conor Hallahan

The news that Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow have split has been met with much mirth on the internet - not so much as for the (sad) fact of their parting, as for the manner in which it was announced.

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