everything

There will be snow, unseasonably high temperatures, also unseasonably low temperatures.

Last night's weather forecast in Washington was absolutely insane – with both snow and high temperatures forecast - along with with pretty much everything else.

"We sometimes say the forecast has something for everyone. I think we can take that literally at the moment, as this forecast has almost every possible weather type / hazard in the first 36 hours," the forecast read.

"Strong to severe storms, snow, wind chills, strong winds, unseasonably high temps, unseasonably cold temps, potentials fire weather concerns, minor coastal flood potential... there is not much left."

Ah. So Irish weather, then?

Seriously, lads. We would have had better luck with the magic weather stone.

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The US National Weather Service, via wired.com.