Local newspaper allays fears of goat apocalypse

The Brighton Argus, kids around with Spitting Image founder in bizarre interview for science festival.

Phew! That's a relief.

The Brighton Argus felt it had to reassure its readers that the world was not ending because of a conflict between Man and goat.

It all stemmed from a request for readers to suggest questions for Brighton Science Festival director Richard Robinson. Reader, Gregor_Samsa, had some interesting things vexing his mind.

Inexplicably, some of his questions were published towards the end of the final interview and Mr Robinson was good enough to have a stab at answering them.

The local rag has had some previous with bizarre stories.

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