"I've had my share of ups and downs," our leader begins. "That's what made me the Taoiseach I am today."
"What you see here is a Mayo man crafted to perfection".
If that sounds familiar, it's because it is, of course, the Jean-Claude Van Damme Volvo trucks ad that went viral last week, re-skinned by the witty folks over at satire siteWaterford Whispers News.
"A mindset to master the most epic of party splits," he tells us.
Indeed. Here's the original for comparison.
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