Jean-Claude Van Kenny: the ever-stable Taoiseach

"I've had my share of ups and downs," our leader begins. "That's what made me the Taoiseach I am today."

"What you see here is a Mayo man crafted to perfection".

If that sounds familiar, it's because it is, of course, the Jean-Claude Van Damme Volvo trucks ad that went viral last week, re-skinned by the witty folks over at satire siteWaterford Whispers News.

"A mindset to master the most epic of party splits," he tells us.

Indeed. Here's the original for comparison.

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