Miley Cyrus Halloween Pumpkin Porn goes viral

Well, the headline just writes itself. Please note reader discretion advised and possibly NSFW (not safe for work).

Well, the headline just writes itself.

It's been two months since little Miley Cyrus shocked everyone at the VMAs, and she's keeping the pumpkin rolling with her Halloween pumpkins that are – what else? – pornographic.

And a big cannabis leaf, for some reason. Happy f***ing Halloween, indeed. My inner 11-year-old is highly amused. My grown-up self is really, really impressed with the carving skills involved.

But what's Miley doing herself for Halloween? Dressing up as another star's ridiculous over-the-top famous raunchy wardrobe episode, of course (it's L'il Kim from 1999):

That's what we love about ya, Miley. Subtle.