Well, the headline just writes itself.
It's been two months since little Miley Cyrus shocked everyone at the VMAs, and she's keeping the pumpkin rolling with her Halloween pumpkins that are – what else? – pornographic.
And a big cannabis leaf, for some reason. Happy f***ing Halloween, indeed. My inner 11-year-old is highly amused. My grown-up self is really, really impressed with the carving skills involved.
But what's Miley doing herself for Halloween? Dressing up as another star's ridiculous over-the-top famous raunchy wardrobe episode, of course (it's L'il Kim from 1999):
Happy Halllllloweeeen 💜💜💜💜 pic.twitter.com/fcKztD9c6P— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) October 31, 2013
That's what we love about ya, Miley. Subtle.