What if David Attenborough described the mating habits of Miley Cyrus?

We know, we know – but this is *really* good.

Just when you thought the Miley Cyrus train had run its course, someone comes along with the greatest bit of genius yet.

Here, David Attenborough – B.Sc, OBE, and broadcaster of natural history TV for over 60 years – describes the complex mating rituals of Thicke and Cyrus.