What if David Attenborough described the mating habits of Miley Cyrus?

We know, we know – but this is *really* good.

Just when you thought the Miley Cyrus train had run its course, someone comes along with the greatest bit of genius yet.

Here, David Attenborough – B.Sc, OBE, and broadcaster of natural history TV for over 60 years – describes the complex mating rituals of Thicke and Cyrus.

It is glorious.

Of course, that's the real Attenborough speaking, but he's been Attenborrowed - the title of the humorous dub by internet video makers Wreck & Salvage.

And in case you were wondering, here's the original. It turns out Albatross mate by sitting on the female's head (one minute or so in):

Somehow the description fits the first video better.