10 reasons why Robocop is one of the greatest movies of all time

The new trailer for the remake is awful, so here's a reminder of why Robocop is amazing.

Robocop is getting a remake. The news that made us very excited when we first heard it reduced us to tears today when the first trailer landed. It’s… heartbreaking.

There’s no ultra-violence. Murphy gets burned, not shot. They literally made Robocop black, so he looks like a 1990 VCR. They gave him ridiculous red laser-looking eyes. It’s just a giant mess.