DeNiro, L Jackson, Walken and Keitel walk into a restaurant…

… and have the coolest birthday party ever.

It was Robert de Niro's birthday on Saturday - believe it or not, he turned 70 - so, naturally, he went out for a bite to eat with his buddies Christopher Walken and Harvey Keitel.

Oh, and Samuel L Jackson took this photo, because he was there too.

Kietel, Walken & De Niro! TRIPLEBADMUPFUCCAHHZ!! Happy Bday Bob!!

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 18, 2013

Lunched on da photo! Sorry! pic.twitter.com/sRTZYWyTuP

— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 18, 2013

That is the coolest table at a restaurant we've ever seen. Imagine all the one-liners. All the witty retorts. The only way this could be cooler is if they all turned up wearing Reservoir Dogs or Goodfellas -style suits.

It's just pretty cool that these guys are buddies in real life. The cross-over films these guys have worked on include Jackie Brown, The Deer Hunter, and Taxi Driver, among other bad-ass iconic films from the 80s and 90s.

Wonder if they had this conversation when the time came to tip? (Plenty of bad language):