Interviewing Bruce Willis - a truly awkward experience

The interview got off to an awkward start when the 58-year-old Die Hard veteran reminded Jamie of the purpose of meeting.
"Has any actor ever told you this Jamie, this part is not acting what we're doing right now - you might be, we're just selling the film now…sales"
When Jamie then took cue and asked him how he would sell him the film, Bruce responded:
"I wouldn't I would slash my hooves."
In case Bruce hadn't already let poor Jamie know he didn't really want to be there he clarified.
In response to a question about his love for driving Bruce said, "I'm thinking about driving right now I can hardly keep my mind on this interview."
As luck would have it sirens started alarming in the background and Jamie joked, "It's the sirens they're coming to take me away."
That went down like a led balloon after Bruce interjected, "Not you they're not coming to take you away."
After a number of awkward silences, this was straw that broke the camel's back.
"I think my time is unfortunately up," said Jamie sheepishly.
In the event that any of you want to see Bruce Willis sticking to what he does best here is the trailer for the movie