Ever wondered what Jesus would think of Derry? Us neither.

Jesus started today signing copies of his book - The Bible - with fans queueing for several hours to meet the omnipotent, immortal, all-powerful god.

Ah, Jesus - this is brilliant.

Derry, if one didn't know, is the City of Culture 2013. It's kind of a big deal. So big, in fact, that Jesus Christ himself paid a visit… helped along by the actor and comedy crew of Pure Derry.

And keep an eye out on that ticker, too, for this gem: "Jesus confirms heaven has given up rights to British Lions coach Warren Gatland's soul…"