No luck with the ladies? At least you're not this guy

There's nothing like summer love. And accidental solicitation.

We've all been in the situation - you spot an attractive stranger in the most normal of places, but, not wanting to be creepy, you allow the opportunity to pass you by.

Not so with this writer to London's Metro newspaper, who - and we may be giving away the punchline here - calls himself "Creepy Guy at Station".