The oddest thing you'll see on eBay today. Or ever.

You can pick up some pretty strange stuff on eBay, but this takes weird to a whole new level.

For sale in Sheffield, a painting of former glam rock singer Gary Glitter, convicted in the UK for possession of child pornography and in Vietnam for child sex offences.

A painting of Gary Glitter, with the body of '80s puppet Orville the Duck, plus 'real teeth' and drilled out eyes, according to the artist).

(Picture: barnaclebelle via eBay)

"Painting is 24"x45" painted on hardboard, framed in pine, with real teeth, and drilled out eyes (you can fill these holes with l.e.d. lights or raisins)," the artist writes.

"I am having a big spring clear out - so i'll be putting up loads more of my paintings on ebay every day, so do please come back and check out other original paintings i am selling."

Yes, we'll be sure to check in regularly.

You can have a look at the listing here - but be quick if you want to bid, there's only one day left at it's already at £35.

Here's more of the artist's gloriously unhinged work. Further comment is, quite frankly, superfluous.

(SloucherTV via YouTube)