Horse-related headline of the day

This gem comes to use from the Falmouth Penryn Packet, a local paper in Cornwall.

"Hay and carrot thefts have been on the up this month, prompting the police to urge vigilance from farmers," the Packet reported.

“I think we are looking for a horse,” said Detective Constable Rick Milburn from Falmouth Police Station.

Whether he said it with a straight face or not was unfortunately not disclosed.