Heard the one about the Man Utd fan who called the police to arrest the ref?

It's not actually a joke.

Police in Nottinghamshire today revealed that a Utd fan was so disgusted with Turkish referee Cuneyt Cakir sending off Nani in last night's Champions League tie that he rang 999 to have him arrested.

"The 18-year-old Manchester United supporter was watching the second-leg tie against Real Madrid from his home in a village near Bingham at around 9.20pm last night when he made the call," police said in a statement.