AUDIO: Help police! I can't get served at McDonalds

Ever forgotten your laptop's password? Who do you call? The police of course!

Well, that's what these callers thought anyway. The Boys in Blue from the West Midlands Police force in England have released some classics in their tweetathon to highlight time-wasting 999 calls.

How they stayed so calm, we don't know…..

Interesting start to the shift..male called 999 to say he has a heart problem as he is in love with a girl whom he does not know! #fcc24

— West Midlands Police (@WMPolice) February 1, 2013

Here's another of our genuine recordings...a man calls 999 to ask how to dial 101?! http://t.co/MBuEWXf6

— West Midlands Police (@WMPolice) February 1, 2013