'Shark Night 3D' devoid of tension and scares

'Shark Night 3D', the new animal-attack thriller from venerable shlockmeister David R. Ellis, is dead in the water.

It might have had a chance, had it chosen to follow the path of 'Piranha 3D', Alex Aja's winking meat-grinder, and adopted a more self-aware stance, embracing its B-movie ethos.