'Vampires Suck' the latest in a series of awful spoofs

Directors: Jason Friedberg/Aaron Seltzer

Cast: Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Ken Jeong, Chris Riggi, Arielle Kebbel

A miserable attempt to spoof most of the recent vampire films, most notably Twilight … but without a hint of originality or wit or inventiveness or inkling of what a spoof should be.

The story, if you’ll pardon the liberty, involves new-girl-in-town Becca (Proske) who is torn between two boys at her school (Lanter and Riggi), a dilemma that finds resolution at the prom … though you will have probably given up and sneaked home by then.

From the makers of ‘Meet the Spartans’, this sorry, lazy effort at least the good grace to forewarn you … it sucks!

Star Rating: 1/5