'Killers' fails on every level

Director: Robert Luketic

Cast: Ashton Kutcher, Katherine Heigl, Tom Selleck

Cert: 12

One wonders why! A film that is, one assumes, supposed to be romantic, thrilling and action-packed and disappoints on all counts hardly qualifies as a film at all.

This is, ultimately, an ego trip that doesn't know its destination.

Heigl plays a young woman, recently dumped by boyfriend, who is holidaying with her parents in Nice where she meets handsome dude (Kutcher) in a lift who just happens to be a hitman on a mission.

They fall in love and marry, as you do, and he quite takes to domestic bliss and the settled life until he's re-activated ... by which time you are wondering how you might de-activate yourself.

Star Rating: 1/5