Paris: God can wait - I need a hair extension

Paris Hilton got out of jail, then immediately got back to...well, being Paris Hilton, summoning a hair-salon van and, by her mere presence, creating a huge traffic jam that maddened the neighbours.

It appeared that socialite Hilton’s plans to serve God, perhaps by creating a halfway house for former ex-convicts, would have to wait at least a day as she readjusted to the simple life of fame and celebrity yesterday.