Zero Call

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Director: Mike Bigelow

Cast: Rob Schneider, Jeroen Krabbe, Eddie Griffin, Hanna Verboom

Cert: 16

Name the idiot, sitting behind his or her large desk, who thought the making of this rubbish would be money well spent?

It’s a crass, nasty, unfunny waste of your time and under no circumstances should you be seen by decent folk sneaking into a cinema to watch it.

What little storyline there is and, let’s face it, there isn’t, involves murder and the solving thereof, but by the time you figure that out you should be on a fast train out of town, foaming at the mouth.

So, who did green light this, go on, come clean?

Star Rating: 0/5