Big Brother reveals truth behind evil task

Big Brother’s Maxwell has finally learned the truth about his Room 101 task.

The unwitting sap has spent the past few days in the workhouse sorting maggots and shelling prawns, in the belief that the other housemates were doing the same.

But unbeknown to him, the rest of the group had been treated to pampering sessions and champagne.

Big Brother called Maxwell to the Diary Room and announced the group had won the task, earning themselves a luxury food budget.

He described the task as a “piece of p***” and, when asked whether he thought the others had enjoyed it, he replied: “A couple of mincers didn’t like the dirt, but everyone’s been cracking on with it and enjoying it.”

When he returned to the living room the result was announced to all the housemates and they greeted the news with cheers.

Makosi reacted by screaming: “Well done, Maxwell!”

Maxwell looked confused until she explained: “You’re the only person who did this task. We had parties for three days!”

Saskia told him: “The crust on my face wasn’t sweat, it was where I’d had a face mask.”

Maxwell smiled – but clearly wasn’t too happy that he’d been duped.

Earlier in the day Maxwell and Science almost came to blows in a row over booze.

Big Brother had to step in and order Maxwell to the Diary Room after the argument turned nasty.

Things kicked off when Science tried to pour himself a glass of wine. Maxwell believed the drink belonged to him, Saskia, Anthony and Craig.

He flew off the handle and chased Science around the kitchen yelling: “No! Don’t be stupid!”

He shouted: “You’re a f****** little thief, mug, w*****. F*** off.”

Science responded by telling Maxwell he had bad breath. “Poo. Brush your teeth. You smell bad. Plaque attack!” he taunted.

Later Saskia calmed him down by asking: “Do you want to snog?” and the pair kissed.

Meanwhile, bookmakers say Derek may survive eviction this week.

He is still the favourite to go but the odds on Roberto being booted out are shortening all the time.