Football dog tale is ruff

Soccer Dog: European Cup is the unlikely story of a mutt, Kim, with the football skills of David Beckham.

A mutt with the brains of Beckham maybe, but this is just taking the you-know-what.

He teams up with young Zach (Jake Thomas) who is in Scotland to meet his long-lost father Bryan MacGregor (Nick Moran). The unlikely trio turn a team of local losers into a lean mean fighting machine.

When I picked this one up I decided to rent it because I felt it couldn’t be as bad as it looked. I was wrong, very wrong.

Comedy. G. 1/5