Bizarre indeed as love triangle fails to entertain

Something’s Gotta Give stars Diane Keaton as Erica‚ a successful playwright stuck in her Hampton beach house playing nurse to Harry (Jack Nicholson).

Harry is the ultimate bachelor, over 60, loaded and determined to stick to his “no birds over 30” policy. Erica’s young daughter Marin (Amanda Peet) is his latest love interest. But their passion is cut short when he suffers a heart attack at the beach house.

His near-death experience convinces Harry to change his ways and he starts setting his sights on Erica, but finds he’s got competition from his own doctor (Keanu Reeves).

Something’s Gotta Give is only worth watching if you want to see the strangest love triangle of all time.

Comedy, 12. 2/5