Music stars go squeaky clean

First Prince cleans up his act by becoming a Jehovah’s Witness and cutting all the bumping and grinding from his stage show.

Now Kaballah devotee Madonna has imposed a “swearing fine” on everyone on her tour, including the dancers and all the roadies. Liz Rosenberg, the Material Mum’s trusty publicist, confirmed the ban and said every curse word is costing £3 (€4.50).

“And by the way,” she added, “She has paid plenty herself.” Whatever next, Christina Aguilera goes gospel?