Former maid to sue Dunaway over fall

A maid is claiming she has been unable to perform “that special marital relationship” ever since she fell down the stairs while working at the Hollywood home of actress Faye Dunaway.

Belveth Geron is suing the Chinatown star, saying she will be “unable to engage in said activities in the future.”

It must have been quite some trip, since Geron says in court papers that the fall “greatly impaired her health, strength and activity” and that it was “an extreme shock to her nervous system.”

Thank goodness she didn’t break anything…