'Spotty' Posh should promote acne pride - MP

Victoria Beckham is “a bit on the spotty side” and should consider taking part in an Acne Pride week, a Tory MP suggested today.

Boris Johnson, who came across the former Spice Girl on the ski slopes of Courchevel, said she was “sort of glaring at the world – her eyes were invisible behind enormous Dior shades, but her lips were thrust out in her trademark snarl, like some rainforest chief”.