Honey is not so sweet

Honey

Director: Bille Woodruff

Cast: Jessica Alba, Joy Bryant, Mekhi Phifer, L'il Romeo

Cert: PG.

Parents should guide their off-spring away from this empty, vapid, uselessly under-cooked load of tripe; on the grounds that time is precious and should not be wasted on such rubbish.

We have here one of those clunky dance films in which Honey (Alba) gives hip-hop lessons to the local kids. She is so good at this that she is given a job as a choreographer for a music video and is even more successful.

But Honey, on the way up, forgets where she came from until she learns that the yoof centre is under threat and sets about organising a big money-raising event.

It has all been done before, and so much better. This weak effort is based on a script clearly jotted down on the back of a postage stamp; which blew away.

Dire and talentless 'performers' go through the motions of entertaining us, without actually doing so.

Star Rating: 1/5