'No heat' between J Lo and Affleck, say audiences

Everyone knows by now that the first Lopez/Affleck film collaboration Gigli has sunk like a stone at the box office.

Now it looks like their second film, Jersey Girl, is in trouble too. It seems, according to the National Enquirer, that test audiences don’t sense any heat between the two stars. This is a tiny problem as the film is supposed to be a romance.

Writers have been called back in to pen a narration by a little girl playing Ben and J Lo’s daughter -she will explain how her parents met and why they are in love - as it seems their acting can’t do that.