Beyonce performance “crosses line of appropriateness”

A nationally televised performance by a skimpily-dressed Beyonce at the Manhattan site where Ulysses S. Grant is entombed has been denounced as “inappropriate” by the head of the Grant Memorial Association.

“This memorial also happens to be the man’s tomb,” said Frank Scaturro, who is demanding that any future entertainment at the 18th US President’s tomb show less skin and more solemnity.