No revs for 'Biker Boyz'

Biker Boyz

Director: Reggie Rock Bythewood

Cast: Laurence Fishburne, Kid Rock, Orlando Jones, Lisa Bonet

Cert: 18.

Don't you just hate the mashing of the English language? It's BoyS, what's with the Z; like those shop-signs like Eezy Buy and Chips-U-Like.

I'm ranting thus to save me from discussing this film, about a bunch of young lads who race powerful bikes through the streets of a small Stateside town. That's about it, actually. OK, so we get to see the young men doing a lot of stunts - for charity! - and there are the scantily-clad young ladies and there is a tuneless soundtrack and since everybody comes covered in leather and wearing helmets we don't have the pleasure of recognising most of the cast so that we can sneer at their feeble efforts and mark them for the future.

Awful, simply awful.

Star Rating: 1/5