Cradle 2 The Grave is buried

Cradle 2 the Grave

Director: Andrzej Bartkowiak

Cast: Jet Li, DMX, Anthony Anderson, Kelly Hu, Tom Arnold

Cert: 15.

Some films are so bad they are actually very good. This one isn't in that category ... it's just good old downright awful!

The bad dudes, led by rapper DMX, are a gang of jewel thieves and they are paid to rob a something-or-other, at this stage the old grey cells keeled over, and Special Agent whatever turns up and kicks ass.

It is a martial arts film so there are a lot of impossible and now tiresome slo-mo leaps of sniggering proportions.

Star Rating: 0/5