In some movies nobody can hear you scream

Halloween: Resurrection

Director: Rick Rosenthal

Cast: Jamie Lee Curtis, Busta Rhymes, Bianca Kajlich, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Sean Patrick Thomas

Cert: 18.

In some movies nobody can hear you scream.

We are back with the ghastly Myers, he of the Halloween H20 film and thought to have been seen off for good by Curtis. Nope. Apparently she offed the wrong slaughterer and the real one is back terrorising a group of teens who are in his former home taking part in a reality show - I'm a Poor Actor: Get Me Out of Here!

There's nothing to engage us in this dismal load of codswallop and the only screaming we do is over the fact that we have spent good money to watch it.

If you're going to kill the bad guy, Ms Curtis, make sure you do it properly.

Star Rating: 1/5