Ask Audrey: You’re 9 on the Crazy Scale, where 1 is sane and 10 is flying with Ryanair

Ask Audrey has been sorting out the people of Cork for years.

I’m become a laughing stock in my own family. Despite spending in the low seven-figures for a mansion on the Douglas Road, the camera app on my phone insists any photos taken here are in Turners Cross! My brother (Maryborough Hill) keeps sending me a screenshot of a photo he took here, including my ‘address’, with the caption “You do be living from hand to mouth, girl.” Is there anything I can do?

— Clodagh, Douglas Road, not that there’s anything wrong with Turners Cross