Ask Audrey: Why can’t they afford subtitles for Daithi O’Se?

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How’re oo’ goin on? We have a gentleman from South Carolina staying this week, an African-American no less. We sat down to watch the hurling match last Sunday and didn’t your man start shouting for Waterford, after he spotted a Cork fan with the Confederate Flag above on Hill 16.  I told him there isn’t an ounce of racism in Cork, except maybe against the cousin-marryers back in Kerry, and don’t they deserve it? Anyway, he’s having none of it and things are fierce tense here in the B&B. What can I do?

-Dan Paddy Andy, head up along outside Leap until you see a man reading Roots in the hope of making amends.