Ask Audrey: 'Please have a shower, you don’t want people thinking you’re from Clonmel.'

Got a dilemma? No problem! Ask Audrey has all the answers.

Ciao. I have fallen in love with a Cork woman at work. I think about her all day, even when I am out with one of my six girlfriends, or at home with my wife. I would very much like to bring this girl on a surprise day out.

She keeps talking about something from her childhood called the merries. What are these merries?