Tric Kearney: It's my life

Unless you live under a stone you will be familiar with the talk of the gardaí and questions about their maths? Well, I too have a question: Where were these less-than-diligent guards when I needed them?

I’m not a criminal but how many among us have got to a reasonable age in life without being caught doing something we were not supposed to?

I was 15 years old when I had my first meeting between myself and an on-duty garda, back in the good old days when teenagers owned bikes.