Trump's inauguration planner said the ceremony will have a 'soft sensuality' and we can't stop cringing

President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration ceremony is fast approaching, and organisers are working overtime to get everything ready. We’re all desperate for hints of what it will be like, and inauguration planner Tom Barrack has obliged…sort of.

Wed, 11 Jan, 2017 - 00:00

Barrack said: “What we’ve done instead of trying to surround him with what people consider A-listers is we are going to surround him with the soft sensuality of the place.”

Erm…what?! “Soft sensuality”?! We’re not entirely sure what that means, but we do know that we are creeped out by it. It just sounds…weird.

"Soft sensuality"

Please join me in vomiting and screaming myself to death. https://t.co/2jH6br8CPt
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 10, 2017

Stay For The Soft Sensuality pic.twitter.com/tu4YNYeh6M
— Glenn Kenny (@Glenn__Kenny) January 10, 2017

It’s just a bit too gross for our liking.

"The inauguration will have a soft sensuality" pic.twitter.com/MWtStZsWsI
— WaheyStar Royco (@BuckinghamAlice) January 10, 2017

"soft sensuality" is the new "moist"
— Look at the parking lot, Larry! (@refocusedmedia) January 10, 2017

For some it heralds the end of days.

This is how democracy ends. Not with a bang but with #softsensuality
— erin mizrahi (@erinmizrahi) January 10, 2017

For others, it’s a source of inspiration.

We always knew the new administration would differ from Obama’s, but perhaps we haven’t been able to fathom just how much.

People have started wondering how this “soft sensuality” might manifest itself.

This is how I imagine the Trump inauguration's "soft sensuality" will play out: pic.twitter.com/dGQ4abb5T7
— Chris Cillizza (@ChrisCillizza) January 10, 2017