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I am totally going to Skibbereen in West Cork with my bezzies for New Year’s Eve. We’re like going to snog locals and everything. Do you think there is anything we should watch for? — Buttercup, Sandymount, Dublin 4, you’d never guess I was loaded

Everything about you screams working class. I’m always a bit nervous heading out in rural towns on the pull. I find West Cork guys get over-excited when they start flirting with someone who isn’t their cousin. (I was dating a guy from Rosscarbery once. His family tree was like a straight line.)