Read this 10-year-old's boundary commandments for her love-struck friend

A 10-year-old girl has gone to extreme lengths to define the relationship between her and a guy who seems to have a severe crush on her.

The young lass called Zoe has had to spell it out for her love-struck acquaintence that she is not interested in Noah *that way* with seven commandments that he must abide by to respect her boundaries.

It’s really quite funny.

My friend who's a 5th grade teacher just sent this to me! I'm dead!!! pic.twitter.com/FSDBxs9Vtq

— 🦅 Dosi do Dosi do (@WhosDenverJones) September 15, 2016

The concise list of ’rules and regulations’ says:

1: Do not touch my shoulder

2: Do not get behind me with all that playing and foolishness. (Don’t get behind me at all.)

3: Do not speak to me unless it’s a greeting, which will be never.

4: Stop playing with me on the bus.

5: I have a short temper with people and you ruin my day because you play too much.

6: You like me (as a gf) but I don’t like you (as a bf) I’m too young!

7: Reread 500 times.

The note goes on to say:

"If you break any of these rules I’m calling my dad, my mum’s friend, my fake mum and a janitor I know!!!!!

"If you ruin my day I’m going to have to go to counselling!!!!!! Stop playing with me!!!!!!"

Well! If the threat of this girl tellin ’her dad, her mom’s friend, her fake mum and a janitor she knows’ isn’t enough to dissuade his advances nothing will.

We hope for this little girl’s sake, he gets the message - and fast!

H/T: breakingnews.ie