Ask Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for years
I can see why you might think this. Let’s face it, Ovens is full of spacers. The bad news is you are getting what we like to call the bullet. I know from watching French movies how the break-up tends to play out in your country. He’s standing on the footpath. She’s throwing his suits at him from the window of their first floor apartment while smoking three cigarettes and still looking incredibly gorgeous. Sorry to be the one to tell you, but the space your girlfriend wants is right next to her, where you used to stand. See you on Tinder! (I’m known as Busty in Ballinlough.)
