If Kim and Kanye ruled the White House
IT IS January 21, 2021. In Washington DC crowds have gathered on the Mall for the inauguration of the 46th President of the United States. But there is a hiccup. The President elect’s plan to arrive by helicopter, bungee jump onto stage and rap the Oath of Office (he’s come up with a sick grime beat for the occasion) are unravelling. The head of the IMF has just scorched the Commander in Chief on Twitter (that’s Nicki Minaj for you) and, in a strop, he refuses to leave his dressing room. Ladies and gentleman, welcome to day one of the Kanye West administration.
