Srsly? Romeo and Juliet rewritten in text speak is driving people nuts

This is one of those things you will either think is a pretty good idea, or it will make you unreasonably angry with the world.

Shakespeare has been translated into "text speak". Never was a story of more woe [sad emoji].

Yes, you can now buy a version of the Bard's finest literary masterpieces where every single word has been replaced by slang that you might use if you needed to shorten things down for a text message or to fit into a Snapchat.