And when did you last see Blake Morrison?
Morrison has unimpeachable credentials: articles in the Times Literary Supplement, Observer, Independent, Guardian, a fellow of the Royal Society of Literature, and professor of creative writing at Goldsmiths College in London.
He has written novels (including South of the River and The Last Weekend, adapted for television), plus poetry, literary criticism and libretti. His latest works include a collection of poems, A Discoverie of Witches, and a study of the James Bulger murder. A Renaissance man, Morrison is interested in every aspect of writing.