Super-sized view of One Direction

WHO ARE One Direction’s biggest fans?

There’s 14-year-old Crystal Pineda, who began camping out on the streets of New York City six days before the British pop supernova’s performance on NBC’s Today show last week. There’s the group of fans who threatened to “mutilate” the editors of GQ after the magazine published an unflattering profile of the boys earlier this summer. There’s the girl who attempted to yank this writer’s press badge off his neck on the way to a junket at a hotel where One Direction was staying. And there are Malia and Sasha Obama, who invited the stars to perform for the first family at the White House.

Then there’s Morgan Spurlock.